This is me, blogging...

Reason why NOT to blog:

1. My computer re-started itself when I initally tried to create this account

2. My keyword to finalize this account was "dad's hoe's"

3. 99.9% of readers who read this blog will most likely hate me when the find out who I truly am.

4. My life seems shockingly vanilla when put into words.

Reason's TO blog:
1. To intentionally piss off 99.8% of my soon-to-be readers.

2. Shit, the pro's out weigh the con's...